Swifties Assemble
or: Undefeated
Once upon a time the Avengers were the Earth's mightiest heroes. Hulk, Thor, Iron Man and Giant Man. Guns don't get bigger than that. Then they were gone and it was Cap's Kooky Quartet. The living legend of WWII and a bunch of third stringers of dubious quality off the street. But with Cap in charge, that was enough.
So it is with Patrick "Lefty" Mahomes and the mighty Swifts of Taylor City. Troops depleted and far from home the forces of good have once again emerged triumphant over the denizens of evil just as I remain insufferably snide in celebration because, hey, it could all come crashing down tomorrow and I'm gonna get my gloating in while I can.
How bout those... CHIEFFFFFS
Happy Trails
Smitty